I know we haven’t posted much in awhile, but that seems to be because I’m now engaged. My fiance is an English woman who’s short and foreign. I don’t know if you know where that is, but it’s across the ocean!
The reason that this makes any sense is because she’s pretty sure I’m xenophobic when it comes to Germans. Which would be true…but the nazis are always trying to come back and have a thousand year reich. I think the documentary NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH goes along way to explain my fear of Germany (and the Dutch, because they’re blond hair and blue eyes – and tall)
This movie has all of my weird, WW2 fantasies, nazi fears, and UFO’s. I mean Nazi UFO’s, and Antarctica? What else is missing, I ask you??? Nothing! I mean there’s weird conspiracies on the internet about the Thule Society, nazis and UFO’s in the south pole. I love all that shit.
Regardless it’s got Jake Busey!!!! It’s got a reported $80,000 budget too. How did they get such star power as Jake, it must have been the strength of the screenplay (or they’ve blackmail pictures). The budget shows with the after effects CGI. However, Nazis!!! UFO’s…stay tuned for my orgasmic review of Iron Sky in the near future.
The strengths of this movie are the fact it’s based on Wolfenstein 3d, at least Robot HITLTER! It’s also got one of the sickest (in recent memory-sans Human Centipede 2 and the castration scene in season one of Spartacus) death scenes I can remember. It has the removal of a brain from a skull whislt the patient’s still alive. It shows the eyes flicker as the last of he stem’s pulled out.
This movie’s shitty for the most part, but it’s got JAKE FUCKING BUSEY! and ROBOT HITLER and UFOS!!!! so I guess it’s not a complete waste of your time. Come for the brain surgery, stay for the decapiations and face removals!